Thursday, October 06, 2005

Just a little something funny to brighten up your day. Enjoy!

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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a rather remote North Africa outpost. During his first inspection of the camp, he notices a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant says, "Well Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post, and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel. The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

After about a month the Captain starts having some very strong urges himself. After holding off as long as he can, he finally tells the Sergeant to bring the camel and a ladder around to his tent. Asking the Sergeant to set up the ladder behind the camel and hold it steady for him, he climbs the ladder, drops his pants, and has an amazingly wild shag with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?". The sergeant replies, "Well.... No, Sir, not exactly, Sir...... They usually just ride the camel into the nearby little town where all the women are."

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